TALK DIRTY TO ME

Talk Dirty To Me

The 8 Dos and Don’ts of Dirty Talk
By Laura Tedesco

Even if your guy spouts off dirty words with ease (and even if you feel totally awkward), you may have a leg up. When it comes to sounding sultry, women can easily sex-up the sound of their voice, while men simply cannot, according to a new Albright College study. (In fact, guys were actually seen as less attractive when they tried to sound sexy.)

The downside? Just because you have a natural oral ability (hello, raspy bedroom voice!) ddoesn'tmean you know which words will put you both in the mood. “Women feel silly talking dirty,” says Jaiya, a sex educator and author of Blow Each Other Away. “Because they don’t know what to say, they get tripped up.”

But when you do know what to say? The erotic payoff is huge. That’s why we've gathered a few basic guidelines to help you tap into your inner dirty girl. Prepare to arouse him like never before—with your mouth.

Do: Discover His Trigger Words
Chances are, your guy has a specific term for his penis—as well as for sexual acts, like intercourse and oral—that turn him on the most. Jaiya calls these trigger words, since the mere sound of them is often enough to crank up his arousal. “Start by sending dirty text messages back and forth,” suggests Ruth Neustifter, Ph.D., author of The Nice Girl’s Guide to Talking Dirty. “This is a great way to figure out what words he likes.” Your line: “I can’t to see you tonight. Tell me all the places you want me to touch you.” He’ll use the words he finds most erotic, helping you create your bedroom vocab.

Do: Update Him on Your Arousal
“I’m so wet right now.” “I’m about to come.” “You feel incredible inside me.” These moment-by-moment updates help you tune into your own arousal—an often-difficult task for us—while giving him an erotic earful. “When you speak about what’s happening in your own body, you’re bringing awareness to it,” says Jaiya. “On top of that, you’re arousing him even more, because he’s thinking, ‘Yes! I’m turning her on.’ That makes him feel more confident.” We call that a win-win.

Don't: Feel Pressure
“Dirty talk” is perhaps a misnomer, because bedroom banter ddoesn'thave to be crude to be a turn-on. “Some people find cursing to be completely un-arousing,” says Neustifter. “The words that turn him on might be tender and loving—that can be just as highly arousing,” Jaiya adds. If you’re not sure which he prefers, try alternating sweet phrases (e.g. “I love it when you kiss me”) with more risqué ones (e.g. “I want your [word for penis] inside me.”), and see what revs him up the most.

Do: Stick with What Works for You
“Women think they’re supposed to sound like porn stars,” says Yvonne Fulbright, Ph.D., author of Sultry Sex Talk to Seduce Any Lover. But just because Jenna Jameson said it doesn't mean you have to—the hottest words are the ones that get you in the zone, even if they’re comparatively tame. “If you’re not being authentic or you aren't comfortable, he will feel that,” says Jaiya.

And you don’t have to use a deep, throaty voice. “Your tone can be funny and joking. It can be cute or teasing, innocent, or absolutely naughty,” says Neustifter. “I encourage women to think about times when they feel the most confident and carefree.” If you feel your best giving presentations at work, for example, a powerful bedroom vibe may be your go-to; if you love laughing with your friends, a fun approach may be better.

Do: Master the Art of One-Word Dirty Talk
Trying to string together a full, filthy sentence can actually tamp down your desire, since you’re inside your head, says Jaiya. “When I do sexuality workshops, the word ‘yes’ is consistently one of people’s favorite words,” says Neustifter. Other sexy words that can stand alone: "faster," "harder," and "more." One-word directives let him know he’s doing a great job, says Jaiya. They're the verbal equivalent of a moan.

Don't: Focus Too Much on His Size
Some guys love being told their manhood is massive, but for others—even if they are average or larger—hearing about size may remind them of their own insecurities, says Neustifter. A better route: Talk about how firm his erection is. “Generally, people respond well to hearing how aroused their genitals area,” she says.

Do: Outline His Qualities That Excite You
Talking about specific sexual acts can be uber-intimidating. “It’s oftentimes easier to talk about attributes or objects—how sexy a piece of underwear is, or that you really like his beard stubble,” says Neustifter. So start with descriptive statements of what turns you on about him. Most people like to be complimented. Plus, it’s almost impossible to flop when you’re telling him how much his body excites you.

Do: Tell Him What You’re Going to Do
Ready for advanced dirty talk? Tell him about the sexy moves you want to perform. “It’s easier for women to care-take than to say, ‘Here’s what I want you to do,’” says Jaiya. So ease into it by suggesting a move you’ve tried in the past that both of you enjoyed. That way, you know he’ll receive your proposition positively, which can make you feel more confident taking charge.

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Dirty talk can really spice up your sex life, but there are just some things that are off limits when it comes to talking dirty Never use these phrases! Dirty talk is a must have in any hot and steamy sexual encounter, from a quickie to a long term relationship. A little dirty talk can go a long way, but the wrong dirty talk phrases can take the relationship straight to nowheresville.

What She Said About Dirty Talk:
There are some sick and twisted people out there in the world that like the raunchiest, dirtiest, nastiest phrases. There are also some super sexy, highly sexual people who do not say a word during sex. I think dirty talk is something that should be explored in little steps to gauge what your partner is into. Moans are always a good way to start and then you can move on to describing what you want done or what you want to do to your partner. If all this seems to make the sex hotter then by all means take it up a notch (if it gets you hot too). But, there are a few grey areas when it comes to dirty sex.

These grey areas are lines that when crossed can make hot dirty talk turn terribly disgusting.

For starters, a dirt talk phrase that I would never want to use or hear is anything “family” oriented.This is any use of the nicknames “mommy,” “daddy,” “brother,” “sister,” “grandpa”. ICK.  It’s one thing to be joking while out and call your man “Daddy.” But is something entirely different when you do it while he is banging you. There are a handful of guys who do get off on that but most likely these are also the guys that like to wear adult diapers and want to be breast fed.Speaking of diapers, and sort of baby talk or goo-gooing is defiantly a no no. There is nothing sexy about a guy talking to you like he is a baby or like you are a puppy dog.On the flip side, you don;t want to use dirty talk phrases that are too clinical sounding. I would steer clear of any phrase like, “Stick your penis in my vagina.” or “Lick my mammary glands” 

Ok, I know these samples are extreme but just in case you are a moron and don’t know any better don’t sound like a 7th grade Sex Ed class. But do feel free to role play some naughty catholic school girl and dirty principle fantasies!

What He Said About Dirty Talk:
The first dirty talk phrases you should never want to use are the ones that are deal breakers for your partner(s). Some women may be okay with being called a slut. Some may punch you when they hear that. You typically will have to have a sit down (clothes on) to negotiate the dirty talk phrases you will use. She may want to call you think you may not like and vice versa. Some compromise and give and take will happen. Sort through all that first and foremost before you do anything else.

After that, I would say the next dirty talk phrase you want to avoid using is anything that makesher feel to used and vulgar. A lot of people are into that, but you’ll want to make sure that after you’re done getting naughty she doesn’t feel cheap or used or like a whore.

While you’re doing it, that’s totally fine and even expected and healthy, but afterwards if she’s feeling like a piece of meat, that’s not cool. When she puts her clothes on, she should feel good about what you all just did and super eager to take them off again.

Also, avoid dirty talk phrases that sound like they came from a raunchy teen sex comedy or porn.You should avoid the former because they’re usually uttered by characters who don’t know what they are doing sexually and this is heightened for comedic effect. You also want to avoid comments used by the latter because there are things you can say and do in porn that just have no basis in reality whatsoever.

If you’re going to bust out your dirty talk in the heat of the moment instead of negotiating them first, I would suggest starting small, and relatively safe and less naughty. Try it and see what he/she does and how they respond. You never want to go big and bold too fast. The dirty talk phrases you never want to use are the ones the ones that will get you cut off and cut out the sexy fun time for good.